Once again we see how corrupt and rediculous religion can be, as this closet case homosexual, drug user preacher man, Ted Haggard, does all the things that are so wrong (as he preaches) in the eyes of the lord. How someone like this can have millions of followers who think he walks on water, and have direct tighs to the President, is simply halarious. Even after he was outed, he continued to lie to everyone who believed in him for a week before he finally broke down and admitted it was in fact true.
Just when it looked like the Democrats were starting to get he upper hand due too the Iraqi war mess, Sen. John Kerry has to open his mouth, trying to be funny, and screw it all up! Ok, so it didn't come out as planned, so why not make an apology? I don't get it! You screwed up and insulted all the men and women of our armed forces and you can't say sorry. Makes it look like you said exactly what you meant to say.
*UPDATE* Ok, so today 11-1-06, after pressure from both political parties and just about evryone in the country, Sen. John Kerry issued an apology to U.S. troops. How fucking big of him...
Baseball, apple pie, Chevrolet and commercials in spanish? What the fuck is that all about! I couldn't believe my ears. Top of the fourth, game three of the World Series and we're hit with yet another Chevy commercial, but wait! this one is completely in spanish! Just seemed a bit strange to me, but then again, a lot of things do.
Once again conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh shows his ignorance. I usually don't give two shits what that asshole has to say but when he balasted Michael J. Fox for his political tv add by stating "He is exaggerating the effects of the disease," and telling his listeners. "He's moving all around and shaking and it's purely an act. . . . This is really shameless of Michael J. Fox. Either he didn't take his medication or he's acting." it really pissed me off. You see Rush, unlike you, Michael J. Fox has integrity and should be commended for his efforts. We can all only hope that some day you, Rush, get Parkinson's disease and finally leave the air waves for ever. Unlike when you left temporarily for your drug addition. Remember what you said should happen to "ALL" drug addicts, oh wait, that was before you admitted to being one.
Or just an asshole, who knows, but what we do know is that Kim jong Il is a dangerous lunatic to say the least. All we can hope is that his nuclear test wasn't actually successful and that he doesn't have nuclear capabilities just yet and hopefully never will.
Not only is Rep. Mark Foley a Total Boner, but apparently he was looking for one lol... What a great way to represent republicans and the religious fanatics that support them. It just amazes me that Foley, who has played a big part of passing laws and helping to fight child abduction and child molestors, would be so blatently persuing young male pages that basically, indirectly work for him. Now it's basically turned into a big he said, he said, as to who knew what and when, what a joke! And these are the same republicans who crucified President Clinton, Damn! this scandal makes President Clinton look like a hero!
Once again Terrell Owens earns our prestigious Total Boner Award after a failed suicide attempt. Just when we thought this arrogant ass holes career was over and no team was willing to put up with his loud mouth and team distracting attitude, the Cowboys, a team known for putting up with ass holes and drug addict players, signed him to a $25 million three year contract. The funniest part about that is, they said their background checks indicated no red flags, who's background did they check? lol... After breaking his hand last week and undergoing surgury, he's been on pain medication, unable to play and accoring to him, depressed. Now, I know it's pretty damn depressing only making $7 plus million a year, but give me a fucking break, does he really need to be in the news that bad? This guys more entertaining off the fieId than he is on, I can't wait to see what he does next!
Once again Mike Tyson shows us what a loser he is. His newest job has him parading in a ring at the Aladdin hotel pretending to be in training. Yup! the once champ who made as much as 35 million dollars for a single fight, is now nothing more than a Vegas freak show, I love it! You know, if he got a few more tattoos on his face he could really better his circus freak show career.
Ok, it doesn't take a fuckin genious to understand that when you're racing at 190+ miles per hour, and you've got cars a couple of inches off your bumper, if you get out of the gas unexpectedly for any reason, you're gonna get spun! period! Now if this retard, wonder boy Edwards was half the driver everyone gives him credit for, he would have known that Dale Jr. had no choice but to run into him when he let off the gas as he got loose. To top it off this whiny little bitch comes back out on the track afterward to use his car as a weapon to run into an unexpected Dale Jr. who's criusing a victory lap with his hand out the window, which he barely missed. Sorry Carl, you are officially a Total Boner now and I've lost complete respect for you. I hope the next time you do one of those retarded back flips you land on your fucking fat head and bleed to death right there on the asphalt!
Say it isn't so, the greatest tv talk show host of all time, with the best show on television, agreeing to participate in the worst show ever! Yup! he's gonna do it. Jerry Springer will be among the celebrities that will take part in the next season of ABC's "Dancing With the Stars." What the hell is he thinking? he's gonna ruin his reputaion of being a top notch tv jounalist. I mean, come on, who can ever take him serious again after he goes and does something like this. He should be ashamed of himself for stooping so low. Sorry Jerry, I still love ya and think your show is the best, but this is a TotalBoner move!
